my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH
probably either eurovision or doctor who
“I’m the impossible girl… and this is why”.
and tomorrow all the europeans will pretend none of this happened
it’s like eurovision hangover
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
One thing I love about friends is the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends